The Bunnies "Only Fear"

Churck Norris

Here are some known facts about the only fear of the bunnies...Mr.Chuck Norris....read this..it's quite hilarious!

1.)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

2.)Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

3.)When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

4.)Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a Indian.

5.)In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

6.)When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

7.)Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting ticked off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

8.)Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

9.)Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

10.)Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

11.)Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

12.)When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

13.)In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".

14.)Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

15.)Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

16.)Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

17.)Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

18.)Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.